Dizzy! I'm So Dizzy, My Head is Spinnin'

I think that someone gave the USA a frontal lobotomy when we were napping. Perhaps it was a Groupon deal. Both hemispheres of our collective brains seem polar and permanently divided. Both sides of the gray matter are spinning at vortex speed creating doubt and subterfuge about the actions or perceived actions of it's mirror image. Both sides need psychiatric help. With a co-pay of just $938 billion, help is SOON available from Big Brother! Unfortunately, the lobotomy makes reading the 2300 page health care program with accompanying 13,000 pages of regulations a bit tricky. 

©11/13/2012  Jana B. Patrick,  http://janasrandomwriting.blogspot.com/