Botox or Breezers?

I was playing pick-up hockey with my 40-something friend, Lynne.  During a break she told me of a recent visit to the dermatologist who mentioned that Botox would help her look younger. Intrigued, she asked how much it would cost and he said about a thousand a year.  Her response?  "Getting rid of the wrinkles would be great, but, for my thousand dollars, I thought about how much new hockey equipment I would rather buy!"